The following is a transcript from the recent funeral for Billy Mays, outside Lakeland, Florida.
JOEL OSTEEN: Ladies and gentlemen… we are gathered here today to remember TV’s Billy Mays; father, husband, host of incessant and captivating infomercials. I had planned a rousing sermon on brotherly love and the various avenues available to you if you [...]
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A Shouting Legacy: Tribute to Billy Mays
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